You Might Be A River Boater If:

• You think $3/gal for gas is a great deal

• You have $15k worth of electronic navigation gear but you never leave the Alton pool

• You think "size" matters

• You spend thousands of $$ on an activity you get to do a most weekends during a 6 month period each year

• Your beer cooler might bigger than your gas tank

• You can back a boat trailer but can't parallel park

• You know what "SPF" stands for

• You could, in a pinch, use your gold chain for an anchor (oops, that would be a "lake boater, sorry...)

• You have used something called "bilge soap"

• You use the terms "port" & "starboard" while driving your car

• The first thing you look at in the paper each day is the river stage

• And last but not least, you might be a boater if you ever had a fight with your spouse, stormed out of the house and spent the night on the boat!!

By Captain Dave Bullington of the boat "Whoz Yer Daddy"

6-121-06

You Might Be A River Boater If :

• Your boat cost more than your first house !

• The stereo in your boat is better than the one in your home !

• You only have one engine in your car, but need two in your boat !

• You know what a river dike is !  (Oops..another lake boater jab)

• You Log-On to RiverBill's ........1st thing each morning !

RiverBill

6-21-05

 Louis

6-22-05

You Might Be A River Boater If :

• Your wife says "you love this boat more than me". 

• Your first wife said the same thing. 

• Your second wife said the same thing. 

• Your third wife said the same thing...........

Lloyd Bollinger

Sunkist III

Yacht Club of St. Louis

6-22-07